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Hello. My name is Joe, and I'm a bad movie-aholic. I've wasted countless hours of my life sitting in front of the TV screen in my parent's basement watching some of the most god-awful things ever recorded on film. I spend so much time on the couch that as I get older, my metabolism will slow and I'll become nothing but a fat blob of protoplasm, my brain slowly turning to mush. I'm looking forward to it, actually.
The majority of the movies reviewed here are just plain bad, Attack of the Giant Leeches for instance. However, there are a few jewels in this rotten heap of celluloid. These films are definitely not b-movies, but quite the opposite. Example - Eraserhead. Although, I am sure there are those of you who would argue that Eraserhead is complete trash. So what I'm trying to say is that this site is dedicated to more than just B-movies. But don't expect anything too mainstream here.
As this site is just getting started, there are relatively few reviews. I've to got to back and re-watch so much of the garbage I've seen in order to write a proper review. It's a lengthy process, especially considering a lot of what I've seen has come from cable tv.
By the way, I hope to get off this horrible Fortune City server and get my own domain name as soon as possible. I hate the ads just as much as you do. Death to pop-up windows! Does anyone know a way to get rid of them? (Note to Fortune City employees: I mean "horrible" in the nicest possible way.)
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