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Rating System:
Basically, I rate the films by how much I enjoy them. I don't care if the acting is bad, the plot makes no sense or that the special effects are so bad that I could have done a better job with a box a crayons and a roll of paper towel. Nope, I base it on pure entertainment value and to a lesser extent, the criteria below.
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Violence/Gore- |  |
This is the scale I use to indicate the amount of karate chops and flying intestines etc. in a movie. The more, the better.
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Booby Count- | |
The amount of boobies that appear...divided by two. So if one woman exposes her breasts, we'll see two boobies. However, that only registers as a 1 on the Booby Count. Understand?
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Boo Strength- | |
After watching a bad movie, I have an overwhelming urge to boo. It's uncontrolable. It annoys my parents. The more effort and energy I put into the boo at the end of a movie, the higher the Boo Strength scale.
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Overall rating- | |
After careful consideration, configuration, conflagration and consternation, this scale indicates what I award the movie out of 10.
Hmm, I don't think there's much more to say that isn't covered on the main page. I only created this "About" section because I felt the above graphic needed one more button.
� 2001 Cinema by Joe, All Rights Resevered etc.
Man...Or Astro-Man?, please don't sue me for using your faces.
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